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Hey Robot Or is it ASS-troboy
Two Robots in the office of one of them, a notorious techno-geek.
"Hey, Robot2, how are ya?"
"I'm good. Congratulations, that new of yours is beautiful!"
"Well, I'm glad you like her. Believe it or not, she's a robot!"
"No way, how could that be?"
"Way! She's the latest model from Japan. Lemme tell you how she works. If you squeeze her left tit, she takes dictation. If you squeeze her right tit, she types a letter. And that's not all, she can have sex, too!"
"Holy shit! You're kidding, right?"
"No, she's something, huh? Tell you what, you can even borrow her."
So, Robot3 takes her into the restroom and is in there with her for a while. Suddenly, he hears him screaming "Eeeeyaaaaa! Heeelp" Ooooooh! Aaaaaaah! eeeeeeeeeaaargghhhh!"
Robot2 says, "Shit! I forgot to tell him her ass is a pencil sharpener!"
Is this suitable for you Astroboy?